thatfunnyblog:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Source: guy, via forgave)

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metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

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kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

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correct

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sorry:

A balanced diet means a slice of pizza in each hand

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multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

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vanehwasreal:

missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer

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lmaoalien:

officialwhitegirls:

but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude

 

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